holy fuck bananas god bless fucking america praise the lord jesus the virgin mary and god damn joseph i am so hard right now and i have a vagina
Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.
hahaha that last one
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captionless selfies???? who the fck do u think you are mona lisa
what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do
I wanted my selfie to
but instead it only got
This just blew my mind
I guess you could say it changed your
on life
It’s not often that I feel like something on the Internet was made specifically for me … but today, I saw this.
So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
